Expensive mates,
There aren’t many locations I’d reasonably be than Augie within the spring. It’s not simply the long-lasting magnificence – a potential scholar as soon as confided that we have been the one school he visited that really appeared like its footage – and occasional serenity.
Although there may be that, too.

Extra, it’s a change in vitality. Within the rhythm of life. An nearly audible buzzing. They know they’re approaching One thing Huge, terrified and energized without delay. Darius is trying to train English in Asia for a yr. Kidist is sorting by means of graduate faculties, assured in her means and anxious about her funds. Genevieve is questioning what it’ll really feel wish to serve with the Jesuit Volunteer Corps in LA for a de facto hole yr. First-year college students are surprised that they’re going residence, with sleep, canine, and actual meals as numbers one, two, and three on their summer time agenda. Formals and each day image shoots. A mutual exhaustion amiably shared by college students and college alike, every honoring a time-old end-of-year rhythm that solely seems to be like collapse.
On this month’s Observer …
Lynn Bolin gives two sensible views for readers in retirement or approaching it. In “Sundown Portfolio,” he walks by means of his technique for the final account in his bucket system, the one supposed to move alongside as inheritance reasonably than spend. Drawing on Vanguard’s forecast that high-quality fastened earnings, value-oriented equities, and non-US developed markets provide the strongest risk-return profiles for the approaching decade, Lynn rebalances away from his tech-heavy home fairness winners towards a globally diversified, tax-efficient inheritance car.
In “How one can Make Your Cash Final in Retirement,” he displays on ten AARP-sourced rules by means of the lens of his personal two retirements (the primary interrupted by a most cancers prognosis, the second following years of worldwide work that allow him defer Social Safety and cut back sequence-of-return danger). The piece gives a remarkably candid have a look at what labored, what he needs he’d finished earlier, and why insurance coverage and margin-of-safety considering stay central to his strategy.
My essay, “Time to Get Actual?” examines whether or not the 60/40 portfolio’s forty-year run because the default “sleep properly every night time” allocation is ending. The argument: we could have entered a regime the place monetary property (shares and bonds) transfer collectively reasonably than diversify one another, and the place actual property—commodities, infrastructure, inflation-linked holdings—provide safety that monetary claims can’t. The essay walks by means of the structural case for a everlasting real-asset tilt, acknowledges the timing drawback (gold simply had its finest yr for the reason that late Nineteen Seventies, so that you’re not early), and gives sensible choices for constructing that publicity with out drama.
And The Shadow chronicles the month’s insanity in “Briefly Famous,” the place RoundHill Investments has filed for 4 ETFs which can be primarily prediction markets repackaged as retail funding merchandise: RPM Tech Layoffs Up/Down and RPM Recession Sure/No. Every is an all-or-nothing guess on a binary consequence (will 2026 tech layoffs exceed 2025? will the US enter recession?) with the specific warning that in case you guess improper, “the Fund will lose considerably all of its worth.” The Shadow’s suggestion for the suitable investor base: none of us.
What a Lengthy Unusual Journey It’s Been: MFO @ 15
Chip and I launched MFO in Might 2011, an homage to and extension of Roy Weitz’s FundAlarm. After we launched, the White Home was occupied by an amiable man, nearly as vibrant as he thought he was (which is to say, fairly vibrant), who lived by the mantra “No Drama.” The inventory market sported a lofty valuation, with its 10-year CAPE p/e at 20.5. Customary & Poor’s, anxious a couple of $1.2 trillion deficit and $14.7 trillion greenback nationwide debt, downgraded the US credit standing.
People, largely oblivious (bless them), have been busy guessing which would-be apprentice would flame out subsequent on actuality TV, till one Sunday night time when the networks rudely interrupted The Apprentice to report {that a} Navy SEAL staff had simply killed Osama bin Laden. Radio belonged to shiny, excessive‑vitality pop, Jennifer Lopez’s “On the Ground,” Katy Perry’s “E.T.,” Adele’s “Rolling within the Deep,” and Rihanna’s “S&M” and we have been within the “put bacon on it and name it delicacies” section of culinary evolution, psyching ourselves up for a summer time when the urgent nationwide query was whether or not The Hangover Half II might presumably be as humorous as the primary one. (Chip affirms that was a factor.)
Oh, proper … and LeBron James was steering a Miami Warmth tremendous‑staff by means of the playoffs, providing at the very least one reassuring fixed in a world that couldn’t resolve whether or not it was broke or booming. (I have a good time factors of stability.) Someplace, Jerry Garcia was nonetheless grinding out “Truckin’”. Robert Hunter’s highway music ends with the faintly surprised realization that their bizarre little journey has gone on for much longer—and gotten a lot stranger—than anybody meant it to. That feels about proper for somewhat web site that began as a tribute to FundAlarm and someway lived by means of two sincere‑to‑goodness bear markets and one near-bear that missed the 20% line by a rounding error, visiting zero rates of interest, meme shares, a 250% rise within the nationwide debt, a doubling of the market’s CAPE p/e, prospectuses that now look like drafted by the very machines that threaten to exchange them, and Trump, not-Trump and Trump alongside the way in which.
Michael Burry, investor well-known for foreseeing the 2008 crash (and fewer well-known for an in any other case spotty report of predicting apocalypses), wrote in Might 2026:
Shares will not be up or down due to jobs or shopper sentiment. They’re going straight up as a result of they’ve been going straight up. On a two letter thesis that everybody thinks they perceive. Feeling just like the final months of the 1999-2000 bubble.
He summed up the market dialog: “Completely continuous AI. Nobody is discussing anything all through the day.” (“Michael Burry has a blunt message on the inventory marketplace for 2026,” TheStreet.com, 5/10/2026)
As we write these traces, the challenges and guarantees that drew us – to talk sensibly, quietly, with out hype or hidden conflicts, to of us who wanted steerage, whether or not or not that they had portfolios sufficiently big to obtain it – stay, have grown, and can form our voice within the yr forward. Shares are costlier, money owed vastly higher, the machines writing prospectuses have gotten smarter; the people governing markets, much less so…. and, we hope, that quiet, knowledgeable voices are at the very least as invaluable to you now as they have been then.
We’ll hold making an attempt for you.
The 15-year retrospective: What labored?
There’s an enchanting AI experiment, Talkie-1930. Talkie is a full-powered, absolutely fashionable AI who thinks it’s December 1930. That’s the cutoff date for its coaching information and, with out internet entry, it has no prospect of ever broadening its horizons. It’s trapped in amber.
That led me to marvel what funding perception we’d achieve from Fundie-2011-2026. That’s, what would our coaching information inform us about what works in investing? In lieu of constructing a customized chatbot (give Chip time this summer time), we requested MFO Premium’s screener, “What has labored within the 15 years of MFO’s existence?” The reply is attention-grabbing and doubtlessly instructive.
Reply one: On a risk-adjusted foundation, nothing labored higher than a guess on the NASDAQ 100.
We screened all equity-oriented funds, excluding solely leveraged (S&P500 2X Bull) and sector (NASDAQ-100 Ex-Expertise Sector Index) funds, together with home, world, worldwide, and combined asset funds with annual returns of 10% or extra. There are 966 such funds.
Then we ranked the ensuing record by Sharpe ratio.
Fairness-oriented funds, sorted by 15-year Sharpe ratio (05/2011 – 04/2026)
| Title | Image | Lipper Class | Sharpe Ratio | APR | APR vs Peer | MAXDD % | Nice Owl? |
| Invesco QQQ Belief | QQQ | Massive Progress | 0.98 | 18.6 | 4.4 | -32.5 | Sure |
| GMO High quality III | GQETX | Massive Core | 0.97 | 14.2 | 1.8 | -22.9 | No |
| Shelton Nasdaq-100 Index | NASDX | Massive Progress | 0.97 | 18.3 | 4.1 | -32.6 | Sure |
| Victory Nasdaq-100 Index | USNQX | Massive Progress | 0.96 | 18.2 | 4 | -32.7 | Sure |
| T Rowe Worth Capital Appreciation | PRWCX | Blended-Asset Goal Alloc Progress | 0.96 | 11 | 2.9 | -16.5 | Sure |
| iShares Russell Prime 200 Progress ETF | IWY | Massive Progress | 0.95 | 16.8 | 2.5 | -30.6 | No |
| SEI Dynamic Asset Allocation | SDLAX | Massive Core | 0.93 | 14 | 1.5 | -21.6 | Sure |
| Invesco S&P 500 High quality ETF | SPHQ | Massive Core | 0.93 | 14 | 1.5 | -24.3 | No |
| Constancy Progress Firm | FDGRX | Massive Progress | 0.92 | 18.8 | 4.6 | -37.2 | Sure |
| Invesco S&P 500 Prime 50 ETF | XLG | Massive Core | 0.91 | 15 | 2.5 | -26.4 | No |
| Bridgeway Blue Chip ETF | BBLU | Massive Worth | 0.91 | 14.1 | 3.3 | -21.7 | No |
| Rydex NASDAQ-100 | RYOCX | Massive Progress | 0.91 | 17.4 | 3.1 | -33.3 | Sure |
| Vanguard S&P 500 Progress Index ETF | VOOG | Massive Progress | 0.90 | 15.6 | 1.4 | -30.5 | No |
| iShares Russell Prime 200 ETF | IWL | Massive Core | 0.90 | 14.3 | 1.8 | -24.8 | No |
| Alger Progress & Revenue | ALBAX | Massive Core | 0.90 | 13.5 | 1 | -21.5 | Sure |
You’ll discover that three of the highest 4 funds are NASDAQ trackers. Even the funds that aren’t NASDAQ trackers largely are NASDAQ trackers: the S&P Progress Index ETF, as an example, has a correlation of 0.97 with the NASDAQ, the S&P Prime 50 ETF has a correlation of 0.95, Constancy Progress Firm is 0.96, and so forth.
Reply two: On a risk-adjusted foundation, nothing labored higher than massive + development.
You’ll discover “massive” within the class for 14 of 15.
The highest small-cap fund? #268, Virtus KAR Small Core (PKSFX). 13.2% APR however 0.76 Sharpe.
Reply three: Nothing labored fairly in addition to you’d hope
Sharpe ratio measures risk-adjusted returns. In a textbook sense, 1.0 is usually the cutoff for “I’m getting well-paid for the dangers I’m coming into.”
And over 15 years, not one fund reached 1.0.
A 15‑yr interval by which not one broad fairness or balanced fund beat a Sharpe of 1.0 is an indictment of how a lot danger buyers needed to endure for the returns they obtained—particularly as soon as T‑payments began paying actual cash once more.
Reply 4: You’ll be able to change to “whole returns,” and the image barely strikes.
We ran the identical display with a easy “present me the cash” type; funds by whole return, danger be damned.
Fairness-oriented funds, sorted by 15-year whole returns (05/2011 – 04/2026)
| Title | Image | Lipper Class | Sharpe Ratio | APR | APR vs Peer | MAXDD % |
| Constancy Progress Firm | FDGRX | Massive-Cap Progress | 0.92 | 18.8 | 4.6 | -37.2 |
| Invesco QQQ Belief | QQQ | Massive-Cap Progress | 0.98 | 18.6 | 4.4 | -32.5 |
| Baron Companions | BPTRX | Multi-Cap Progress | 0.60 | 18.6 | 5.9 | -45.5 |
| Shelton Nasdaq-100 Index | NASDX | Massive-Cap Progress | 0.97 | 18.3 | 4.1 | -32.6 |
| Victory Nasdaq-100 Index | USNQX | Massive-Cap Progress | 0.96 | 18.2 | 4 | -32.7 |
| Constancy OTC Portfolio | FOCPX | Massive-Cap Progress | 0.90 | 17.9 | 3.7 | -34.1 |
| Constancy Blue Chip Progress | FBGRX | Massive-Cap Progress | 0.86 | 17.6 | 3.4 | -39.1 |
| Rydex NASDAQ-100 | RYOCX | Massive-Cap Progress | 0.91 | 17.4 | 3.1 | -33.3 |
| Alger Focus Fairness | ALGRX | Massive-Cap Progress | 0.88 | 17.3 | 3 | -36.5 |
| Constancy Advisor Progress Alternatives | FAGOX | Multi-Cap Progress | 0.81 | 17.2 | 4.5 | -42 |
| Oberweis Micro-Cap | OBMCX | Small-Cap Core | 0.68 | 16.9 | 7.5 | -39.4 |
| iShares Russell Prime 200 Progress ETF | IWY | Massive-Cap Progress | 0.95 | 16.8 | 2.5 | -30.6 |
| Constancy Nasdaq Composite Index ETF | ONEQ | Massive-Cap Progress | 0.88 | 16.6 | 2.4 | -32.1 |
| Constancy NASDAQ Composite Index | FNCMX | Massive-Cap Progress | 0.87 | 16.6 | 2.3 | -32.4 |
| Vanguard Mega Cap Progress Index ETF | MGK | Massive-Cap Progress | 0.88 | 16.3 | 2.1 | -33.5 |
13 of the 15 finest returners are pure large-cap funds: solely Baron Companions and Oberweis Micro-Cap stay outdoors that bubble. FAGOX is nominally multi-cap, however as a sensible matter, it’s mega-cap / mega-growth. The traditional assumption, that it’s good to endure extra danger (that’s, short-term volatility) for the prospect of extra reward, was form of solid apart.
Utilizing GuruFocus’s NASDAQ‑100 collection, the index stood at roughly low‑20s trailing earnings again in 2011; by Might 2026, GuruFocus put it within the excessive‑30s. Over the identical span, Shiller’s cyclically‑adjusted P/E for the broad U.S. market (S&P 500) climbed from the low‑20s to over 40. In different phrases, the slice of the market that produced 4 of our 5 high 15‑yr performers did so whereas changing into progressively costlier. Money inflows rose nearly as quick as valuations ballooned. They gained the race, however solely by driving the index from “reasonably valued” to “traditionally wealthy.”
Reply 5: The smoothest highway to 10% was paved with dividends
We lastly sorted our 966 funds, all of which have made 10% or extra yearly for 15 years, by Ulcer Index. The Ulcer Index is a singular metric, factoring collectively two danger elements concurrently: how far did your fund fall? and the way lengthy did it keep down? Greater Ulcer Indexes translate to “they fell laborious and had bother struggling again to their toes.” Morgan Stanley Counterpoint Perception Fund (CPOAX), a $1.2 billion one-star fund, has the worst Ulcer Index amongst all funds that booked at the very least 10% annual features (25.6 with a most drawdown of 68% in 2022).
On the different finish of the dimensions, all the funds with the bottom Ulcer Indexes targeted on dividend-paying shares. The mixture of extra affordable valuations, earnings, and measurement appears to have produced extremely stable returns with far fewer thrills and spills.
| Lipper Class | Ulcer Index | APR | APR vs Peer | MAXDD % | Yield %/yr | ||
| SEI Tax-Managed Managed Volatility | TMMAX | Multi-Cap Core | 3.5 | 10.7 | -0.9 | -20.7 | 1.18 |
| American Funds American Mutual | AMRMX | Massive-Cap Worth | 3.6 | 10.8 | -0.1 | -18.2 | 1.55 |
| T Rowe Worth Capital Appreciation | PRWCX | Blended-Asset Progress | 3.6 | 11 | 2.9 | -16.5 | 1.79 |
| Vanguard Dividend Progress | VDIGX | Fairness Revenue | 3.6 | 11 | 0.8 | -17.5 | 1.62 |
| Columbia Dividend Revenue | GSFTX | Fairness Revenue | 3.9 | 12.1 | 1.8 | -19.4 | 1.56 |
| Invesco Dividend Achievers ETF | PFM | Fairness Revenue | 4 | 11.1 | 0.8 | -19 | 1.37 |
| SEI US Managed Volatility | SVYAX | Multi-Cap Worth | 4 | 10.6 | 0.2 | -23.2 | 2.72 |
| AMG Yacktman | YACKX | Multi-Cap Worth | 4.1 | 11.1 | 0.7 | -21.7 | 4.16 |
| WisdomTree US LargeCap Dividend | DLN | Massive-Cap Worth | 4.1 | 12.1 | 1.2 | -23 | 1.79 |
| Cutler Fairness | DIVHX | Fairness Revenue | 4.2 | 10.8 | 0.5 | -19.4 | 1.21 |
| Vanguard Fairness Revenue | VEIPX | Fairness Revenue | 4.2 | 11.8 | 1.6 | -23.1 | 2.19 |
The ten lowest Ulcer funds had a yield of 1.92%, a measure of the money thrown off by the dividends paid by the portfolio firms and returns on any money of their portfolio. In contrast, the S&P500 yielded 1.03%, and the NASDAQ paid out 0.42%. Their worst drawdown was, on common. 20.15%. The NASDAQ’s was 32.5%.
The contrarian query: What’s subsequent? That, or not-that?
Should you requested Fundie-2011-2026, our hypothetical AI whose understanding of markets begins and ends with the previous fifteen years, the reply can be unequivocal: “NASDAQ! Extra NASDAQ! Leverage NASDAQ and also you’ll attain Mars earlier than Musk does!” This isn’t solely a joke. Each monetary AI has been skilled on the identical fifteen years of information, and all will specific the identical serene confidence in what they “know”: massive works, tech works, development works, US shares work. Worth consciousness? Smaller firms? Non-US markets? These are for individuals who like dropping slowly.
Which is exactly the second to ask whether or not the gang has a blind spot.
“What gained” and “what’s subsequent” are completely different questions, and typically reverse solutions.
Think about who obtained left behind. Non-US markets, which carried the loudest bullish consensus in 2011, delivered a fraction of home returns whereas valuations diverged dramatically, rising markets at present commerce close to 17x earnings, the NASDAQ-100 close to 40x. Smaller firms largely sat out the social gathering. High quality shares, regular earners, clear steadiness sheets, modest debt, repeatedly lagged throughout the speculative surges that outlined the period’s finest quarters. Commodities upset their advocates throughout a lot of the span.
These aren’t obscure methods. They’ve lengthy observe data, coherent theoretical foundations, and present valuations that look nothing like an index priced at 40 instances earnings. They’ve been out of favor, in some circumstances dramatically, for many of fifteen years.
Which is, traditionally, about once you need to begin paying consideration.
None of this can be a prediction; Benjamin Graham’s weighing balance runs by itself schedule. However the investor asking “what ought to I personal for the subsequent fifteen years?” would possibly moderately start with “what did the final fifteen depart behind?”
The reply just isn’t nothing.
“On this episode of Triple D …”

Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives? Good guess … however no.
We’re speaking Dimon, Dalio, and Dave. (Sherman, within the latter case.)

Mr. Dimon is CEO of JPMorgan Chase, an establishment based in 1799 and now the world’s largest financial institution by market cap. Mr. Dalio was the founder, in 1975, of Bridgewater Associates and is extensively seen as one of many brightest voices within the hedge fund world. And Mr. Sherman, aka Dave, based Cohanzick Administration in 1996. Although their types and voices differ, all of them, previously month, have issued warnings to buyers and residents alike.
“some sort of bond disaster”
Throughout a query‑and‑reply session at Norges Financial institution Funding Administration’s funding convention in Oslo on April 28, 2026, JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon argued that rising authorities debt in the US and overseas is pushing buyers towards “some sort of bond disaster.” He famous that the variety of forces “including on the danger column are excessive”—together with geopolitics, oil costs, and widening fiscal deficits—and warned that, if present traits proceed, markets reasonably than policymakers will finally “drive” a reckoning over sovereign borrowing.
Mr. Dimon wrote to his shareholders in April 2026 with the studied warning of a person who has heard the political Miranda warning: “Your phrases can and will probably be used towards you.” And but he manages an unambiguous passage: “We have to strengthen our dedication to the values and virtues that created America and to the Structure, which embeds these values in regulation.”
The Structure is the authorized embodiment of the values and rules that outline America. [Those] values transcend any political stance — libertarian, conservative, progressive, Democrat or Republican. These values attain deep into American life: to supply justice and equal alternative to all, to attempt to carry up all of our residents, to dedicate to a powerful nationwide protection, to advertise free enterprise, to have freedom of faith, and to respect household, nation, self-reliance, labor and laborers, and customary sense.
“We should stay clear-eyed,” he concludes, and “we should essentially at all times be ready for all potentialities, together with the potential for some actually powerful instances forward.”
“cease pretending”
In Davos this January, Bridgewater Associates founder Ray Dalio used the World Financial Discussion board to not have a good time globalization’s resilience however to declare that “the worldwide rule‑primarily based order is already gone” and that leaders ought to “cease pretending the outdated guidelines nonetheless apply.” In a comply with‑up dialog revealed in early Might, he prolonged the metaphor he has been utilizing for years, warning that America’s funds now resemble “plaque build up” in a important artery: there might not be a coronary heart assault but, however the nation’s fiscal MRI “suggests one is coming” as Washington spends roughly $7 trillion a yr whereas amassing solely about $5 trillion and carries debt on the order of six instances its earnings. Dalio expects the almost definitely consequence to be a stagflationary “time warp,” leaving the US “nearly unrecognizable” inside 5 years as policymakers drift towards printing cash and debasing the greenback reasonably than selecting the tougher course of slicing deficits towards the three%‑of‑GDP path he and different veterans urge. What makes this warning really feel much less like a one‑off sound chew than a world fireplace alarm is that Dalio hyperlinks it explicitly to the breakdown of the put up‑Chilly‑Warfare financial system, arguing that we have now moved into an period of “capital wars” by which belief in currencies, not simply tariffs or tanks, will resolve who nonetheless will get to borrow cheaply and who doesn’t.
“danger adjustments value”
David Sherman runs the CrossingBridge household of fixed-income funds, whose flagship RiverPark Brief Time period Excessive Yield Fund (RPHYX) has maintained the best risk-adjusted data within the fund universe. Its 15-year Sharpe ratio is 2.31, successfully double that of Guggenheim Strategic Alternatives (GOF), which at 1.17 is the next-best fund, with drawdowns so modest they barely register on a traditional scale. His Q1 2026 letter, titled “Received’t Get Fooled Once more” after The Who’s 1971 warning about false prophets, argues that three separate markets — oil, synthetic intelligence, and personal credit score — are concurrently flashing the identical sign: buyers have been pricing property as if shortage, liquidity, and danger have been quietly abolished. They haven’t.
Sherman’s most arresting picture is bodily oil. The Iran battle has produced excessive backwardation (crude obtainable at present instructions a 32% premium over paper guarantees of crude delivered later), and Sherman reads this not merely as an vitality story however because the market saying that immediacy itself has turn into treasured. The identical logic, he argues, applies to capital: a world paying that premium for immediate barrels can be being requested to fund AI infrastructure and personal credit score autos, each of them constructed on assumptions of considerable liquidity which will not maintain.
Our Three D’s, three critical individuals, accountable for the financial savings and retirements of hundreds of thousands, are saying variations of the identical factor: the principles that ruled borrowing, danger, and belief for the previous technology are beneath critical stress, and markets reasonably than politicos will seemingly be those to drive the reckoning. Dimon names it elliptically, Dalio names it grandly, and Sherman names it within the particular language of credit score spreads and oil futures. The conclusion is identical.
Berkshire Hathaway now sits on a report $397 billion money pile, has been a internet vendor of equities for a number of quarters working, and but discovered essentially the most engaging inventory it might purchase was its personal — repurchasing roughly 1 / 4 billion {dollars} of Berkshire shares within the first week of Might alone.
If solely Buffett or his designated successor, Greg Abel, had a “D” of their names. (sigh) They’d match the sample completely.
In Might 2026, we provided (good, because it seems) recommendation on Constructing a Chaos-Resistant Portfolio and acknowledged Lewis Braham’s April 2025 recommendation on the identical topic. We proceed that thread this month in Time to Get Actual, the place we glance critically on the case for real-asset investing as one of the best hedge towards the prospect that The Three Ds are proper.
Thanks, as ever …
To The Trustworthy Few whose month-to-month assist retains the lights on and helps up: Gregory, William, William, Brian, David, Doug, Altaf, Wilson, and the nice of us at S & F Funding Advisors.
And this month, particularly to Larry from Millburn, Dan from San Francisco, and Philip from Michigan (thanks for the sort phrases).
All that stands between us and the June Mutual Fund Observer are 20 days, 85 units of ultimate papers, 19 team-research shows, my 42nd graduation weekend at Augie which happens on the identical day that my son Will – whose picture haunts this web site because the 10-year-old he was after we launched – receives his grasp’s diploma in psychology (no shock as to the place Chip and Will’s mother and I will probably be that afternoon), a year-end school retreat that I’m working and a IT Group pot luck lunch that Chip is.
Straightforward peasy!
We’ll see you quickly!

